Take Two Bat Spits And Call Me In The Morning
Scientists might have discovered a successful key ingredient for medicine given to stroke patients: Bat spit. I have a few questions. How do they collect the spit? Perhaps they place little spitoons around the cave and collect them the next morning when the bats go to sleep.

Who thinks of such possible cures? Did a bat spit on grandma and her speech returned?

And finally, will the bat spit remedy be considered a natural medicine or will it be subject to a bat spit regulatory board? Since I'm looking for a job, let me know if you hear of any openings on the bat spit regulatory board.

Seriously, even though it sounds strange, I hope they have found something that helps.